Yo, I have big muscles
If you look at me, you'll get all crustled
Oh look, there's Optimus Prime
Ain't no telling when I'm down for a crime
There's a dandelion over there
Ain't no telling where I will beware
Oh look, there's Cher
Mario is a tank like the wolf
Wolf is a bad badger animal
Don't you mind me, I'm just a tank
Ain't not nothing but a prank
And a boom!

Yo
This guy benches with ten fourty-five pound plates
So strong, he rocks the whole United States
But hey, this isn't America, this is Canada
So what are you going to do, you gonna sue?
'Cause that's all you can do
Come at me, bro
I got Asher with me, so
So good luck, 'cause he doesn't give a ****
He'll beat the ****
'Till you're toothless
'Cause he's ruthless
He's Asher Zetler

Yo, this is my mix
I go downtown for my fix
The meal was easy to digest
In the night, it's Oktoberfest!
I have bitties on the rag
My music is like my mother******* tag

I'm singing the chorus on my rap song, yeah
This is going really well, I feel like I'm a huge international rap star, woo
I'm really good at singing and rapping
And if you don't agree with me
Then, I don't care

This guy can really rap
He'll make you tap
Put you on the map
And make you slap your ho
Keyboard solo

This is the new chorus
I hated the old
I didn't really know what it was in the first place
Don't worry, 'cause I'm back with the new
This song is almost over, ain't you glad
No, just kidding you're really sad
I'm out