Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday Friday is mildly real But, and more Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday Saturday is fake, like the cake But, Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday The other days of the week, they're all real But, Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday Wednesday is real, and so is Thursday

I wanna make a pizza, I wanna make a pizza, yeah, yeah, yeah I wanna make a pizza, I wanna make a pizza, yeah, yeah, yeah Why don't we all take a piece of this pizza? It will be delicious, I promise If we did it, we could live in harmony Pizza is very simple to make You just take dough and then you put on tomato sauce Then you put on cheese, then you put on whatever toppings you like Everytime you make it, it will be different But I assure you It will always be delicious I say... This pizza is awesome and mostly delicious And if it's not delicious I promise you we can make another pizza This song is about peace It's an allegory for pizza Yes, I know...

Hola, cómo te llamas? Me llama Asher Zetler En cacen de milles Bonjourno! Es my birtestia Es cuales la date Yo tengo elephantante ahora Hasta luego Español de la clase de Español Español de la clase de Español Español de la clase de Español Español de la clase de Español It never ends It never ends It never ends It never ends

Silver flower, metal one They both sound so delicious Buzz Lightyear has scratched the delirium Jessi Bean Simmons is not fought by my song This song is dedicated to Ken and Ken Perfect, that's perfect We are all lies That this is not over But it soon will be

Hello Hanukkah, what chu knowing? I come to watch your candles glowing I love Hanukkah, yes I do Do, do, do, do, I love Hanukkah The Israelis were living in Israel Then these Greeks were like "hey, leave my country." Then the Israels were like, "****"! Oh, I can't swear But wait, this story is not over After the war, there was only enough oil for one day in their eternal light And so, they sent a runner as fast as they could To get more oil for their candles But when he got back, the candle was still glowing It was a Hanukkah miracle for everyone And so, now, we eat latkes Which are fried in oil To signify this song Good night Thank you You've been a wonderful audience

Yo, I have big muscles If you look at me, you'll get all crustled Oh look, there's Optimus Prime Ain't no telling when I'm down for a crime There's a dandelion over there Ain't no telling where I will beware Oh look, there's Cher Mario is a tank like the wolf Wolf is a bad badger animal Don't you mind me, I'm just a tank Ain't not nothing but a prank And a boom! Yo This guy benches with ten fourty-five pound plates So strong, he rocks the whole United States But hey, this isn't America, this is Canada So what are you going to do, you gonna sue? 'Cause that's all you can do Come at me, bro I got Asher with me, so So good luck, 'cause he doesn't give a **** He'll beat the **** 'Till you're toothless 'Cause he's ruthless He's Asher Zetler Yo, this is my mix I go downtown for my fix The meal was easy to digest In the night, it's Oktoberfest! I have bitties on the rag My music is like my mother******* tag I'm singing the chorus on my rap song, yeah This is going really well, I feel like I'm a huge international rap star, woo I'm really good at singing and rapping And if you don't agree with me Then, I don't care This guy can really rap He'll make you tap Put you on the map And make you slap your ho Keyboard solo This is the new chorus I hated the old I didn't really know what it was in the first place Don't worry, 'cause I'm back with the new This song is almost over, ain't you glad No, just kidding you're really sad I'm out

There once was an ambulance named Jimbo And he was almost as good as Xin Bo With his hair and his hat He don't cure any of that And yesterday, he ran over my cats When the lights are flashing, you'd better get out of his way And the citizens of Canada don't even have to pay He once saved a life And he has a firefighter for his wife You'd better not mess with him Especially if your name is Tim This verse has nothing to do with the song But like Frodo's journey to Mordor, it is long Gandalf is a tank with a beard With his magic, he should be feared I'm not going to talk about the others in the Fellowship Because I am tired of singing with my lips

I was originally going to play piano for this song But my manager He said I was too good and artistic So he did it instead But I don't want to be known for too many things Singing and piano is too much I'd rather be a pretty face Then have multiple multi-talents Skeleton Sorry, that meant nothing Or did it? That's for you to decide in the comments section They're watching you On their satellite TVs But...

Hummus, hummus, hummus, falafel Hummus, hummus, hummus, shawarma Hummus, hummus, hummus, tabbouleh They are all delicious Pita I went to a nightclub in Israel There were a bunch of Arabs dancing a lot Then it turned into a family evening Then I left True story Party, party, party Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, everybody dance Why aren't you dancing yet? You must be lazy There was a boy named Ralph He danced a lot He put his hands in the air and then he boogied Be like Daniel Oh wait, Ralph Twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl Party, party Asher Zetler's the greatest What other things can I say? Party, people People all party No, there is never enough with the dancing Wow, this is so much fun And make it rain And make it rain And make it rain

Now, bow to your partner Move forwards Move backwards Swing your partner Now, dosido your own Do the... Take 'er down and promenade the Mitchell Take 'er down and promenade the Mitchell Take 'er down, take 'er down Take 'er down and promenade the Mitchell F-150®, Dodge Dakota®, Western Star International® Kenworth®, Peterbilt®, Brakeliner® From the East to the West These rolling rigs of thunder Lead the way to save the day Take 'er down and promenade the Mitchell Take 'er down and promenade the Mitchell Take 'er down, take 'er down Take 'er down and promenade the Mitchell So now, you dosido your own Move forwards Move forwards Back up two times Swing your arms Do it some more Take 'er down and promenade the Mitchell Take 'er down and promenade the Mitchell Take 'er down, take 'er down Take 'er down and promenade the Mitchell

Yeah, man This is the Corn Area LEGO® is fun I'm really poetic Something, something, pencil Couch good, nail bad Golden Retrievers are very friendly Let's club some seals, lights flashing, poop, repeat Let's club some seals, lights flashing, poop, retreat Ski boots, backhoes Clock goes on 'till it doesn't Backpack goes on back You're a chump Socks with my locks Golden box, what's in you? Defend her with the biggest Mac 'n' cheese has cheese Mother cockboat Grab your iron woman Facebook®? More like your face in a book Get some other affects Let's club some seals, lights flashing, poop, repeat Let's club some seals, lights flashing, poop, don't repeat This is ridiculous Fire burns I'm done

I met this boy 63 years ago In a different land His name was Keenan Um, I mean Jeremy He was the maker of this game It was called Superbaby And it got annoying a lot But I still played it for 9 long years And we're the best friends forever extreme forever And we're the best friends forever extreme forever This next verse, I cannot Tell you what it's about It's something dear to our hearts But oh, how we hate his movies Actually, neither of us have seen any So I don't have much to say And we're the best friends forever extreme forever And we're the best friends forever extreme forever This one is about just a car Special, it was not But one day, we started to like it And that was that And we're the best friends forever extreme forever And we're the best friends forever extreme forever